YOINKED
[ style 01 : launch ] · robinhood chain · id 4663

Yoinkfrom the rich

One transaction: token, bundle, lock. Then the forest decides.

A launchpad where the bundle is a button, not a bot. Token, up to 32 wallets and an on-chain lock in one signature. Then a bonding curve, then a Uniswap V4 pool nobody can ever pull.

Launched
ETH raised
0
Graduated
0
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style 02 // neobrutalism

What the bots
sell, we ship.

Every launchpad has a bonding curve now. Here is what is different.

01native · free · visible

Bundle in the open

Up to 32 wallets buy inside the launch transaction. No bot, no 0.01 ETH fee, no gap for snipers. And the token page shows exactly how much the bundle took.

023s decay · paid to holders

Snipe shield

99% tax at second zero, gone by second three. It does not go to us: the tax stays in the curve and raises the price for everyone who waited.

03linear vest · no admin

Lock your bag

Vest the bundle on-chain for any number of days at launch. Buyers see “dev locked until …” as a contract fact, not a tweet.

04curve + lp fees

60% to creators

Of every 1% curve fee, 60% is yours from the first trade. After graduation, 60% of the pool’s LP fees too. Rotate the payout wallet any time.

0525% of protocol fee

Referrals on-chain

Send a buyer with your address as referrer and a quarter of the protocol’s slice is credited to you. Distribution is the asset; we pay for it.

06uniswap v4 · locked forever

Liquidity nobody can pull

At 4.2 ETH the curve graduates into a full-range Uniswap V4 pool. The position NFT lands in a locker with no withdraw function. Ever.

структура / 03
grid 12-b // international typographic style

How it
works.

  1. 01

    Launch

    launchToken() · fee 0 ETH · ≤32 wallets
    • 01Name, ticker, image URL, links. Metadata is written on-chain.
    • 02Optional: bundle wallets + amounts, lock duration, start time.
    • 03One signature. Token, curve, buys and lock happen atomically.
  2. 02

    Trade

    buy() / sell() · quoteBuy() mirrors on-chain math
    • 01Constant-product curve over a 1.68 ETH virtual reserve.
    • 021% fee per trade: 60% creator, 40% protocol (25% of that to a referrer).
    • 03Snipe tax 99% → 0 over 3 s, paid into the curve.
  3. 03

    Graduate

    graduate() · full-range · fee 1% · locked
    • 01At 4.2 ETH raised the curve freezes and seeds a Uniswap V4 pool at the final price.
    • 02Position NFT is minted straight into the locker. Leftover tokens are burned.
    • 03LP fees keep flowing: anyone can trigger a collection, split 60/40.
Supply
1,000,000,000
Virtual reserve
1.68 ETH
Graduation
4.2 ETH
Pool
Uniswap V4 · 1%
Robinhood Chain 4663 Uniswap V4 Locked forever 60% to creators Robinhood Chain 4663 Uniswap V4 Locked forever 60% to creators
portfolio // section 04

Latest
launches.

↔ drag the track to slide & swing the cards
reading chain…
realm 05 // yoinked os 95

Rummage
the desktop.

open the files · drag the windows · click the clover

C:\YOINKED\console.exe

C:\YOINKED> launch --name "Sherwood" --symbol WOOD

▸ bundle: 3 wallets · 0.6 ETH · lock 30d

▸ start: now · snipe shield: 3s

▸ token 0x9f…c1 · curve 0x3a…7e

▸ tx confirmed in 0.4s ✓

C:\YOINKED> _

open the real console ↗
ledger.txt — Notepad
launch fee0 ETH
curve fee1.00%
→ creator60%
→ protocol40%
→ referrer25% of it
snipe tax99% → 0 in 3s, to curve
graduation4.2 ETH real
graduation fee1% of raised
poolUniswap V4 · 1% · locked
lp fees60% creator / 40% protocol
4663 · mainnet
* aesthetic #06 * · say hello to the forest
fold me →

Ready?
Launch.

No maze between an idea and the feed. Name it, paste an image link, decide who buys with you and for how long they are locked. Sign once.

launch. graduate. sleep. repeat.